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Finish Your Slogan ‘incredibly loyal unless…’ personalised Hoodie 100% organic cotton with breed-specific customisation

Finish Your Slogan ‘incredibly loyal unless…’ personalised Hoodie 100% organic cotton with breed-specific customisation

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We start it. You finish it.

You know your dog better than we do.

So instead of telling you what the whole slogan is, we give you the beginning to finish your own way.

Excellent recall until...

Incredibly loyal unless...

Extremely brave except...

Has all the toys, plays with...

Unprovoked feud with...

Certified expert in...

Because you already know exactly how you'd finish that sentence.

That's the point.

Your dog's story. Your Tell it.

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For the stories that deserve a bit more room.

Your dog already has the ending.

We've just left you the setup.

Perfect for walks, weekends and telling strangers exactly why your dog absolutely cannot be trusted around [insert whatever ridiculous thing applies here].

Made for muddy walks.

How long will my order take?

Our products are made to order in the UK.

Please allow 3-5 working days for production. Your order will then be posted using the option you selected at checkout with the carrier's timeframes for delivery.

You will receive confirmation once your order has been dispatched. 

If you haven't your shipping confirmation after 6 working days, please reach out to u sat hello@thebettermess.com and we will look into this for you. 

What is my breed isn't an option?

Please get in touch with us at hello@thebettermess.com or via our socials @the_bettermess 

Making sure as many breeds as possible can be represented by The Better Mess is very important to us. 

If your breed isn't available let us know and we will work on making it an option as soon as possible. We will keep you updated as soon as it is live. 

Our sustainability promise

high-quality, with the planet in mind: Our Hoodies are eco-friendly, organic and suitable for vegans, accredited by PETA Vegan, GOTS, Fair Wear and OEKO-TEX®. This guarantees they are free from harmful substances. 

Our designs are printed using water-based ink on recyclable film supporting sustainable practices with every print.

This doesn't stop at our packaging, which is plastic-free, and can either be composted or recycled at home.

Fabric specification & Fit

Fabric: 100% Organic Ring Spun Cotton (Brushed)

Fit: Unisex, medium fit (true to size). Size up for effortless, oversized look.

Full measurement chart can be found on our 'Sizing and Care' page.  

Construction:

  • double-layered hood in self-fabric
  • round drawcord in matching colour with closed-end metal tipping
  • metal eyelets
  • herringbone back neck tape
  • self-fabric half-moon at back neck
  • set-in sleeves
  • kangaroo pocket
  • 1x1 rib at sleeve, cuffs and hem
  • twin-needle topstitching at armholes, sleeve cuffs and hem

Weight: 350 GSM

Care Instructions

  • Wash similar colours together on cool wash (30°C)
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Wash and iron inside out
  • Important: Do not iron directly on the print
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